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kinds of pairings i’m all about

  • height differences
  • high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
  • happy one with the grumpy one

bonus points if

  • the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
  • the short one is the grumpy one
  • the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy



100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.







7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen



Please, don’t be that person. Nobody likes that person.

Check it out at Tapastic!

it’s awesome to know you don’t have to put make-up on to be beautiful

it’s equally awesome to know that insecurity is not the reason everyone wears make-up and respect people’s individual choices about how they want to present their body

Starfish feeding on a dead whale.

i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment

look at that creepy, tall, dancing one

look at him

‘yes, my darlingssssss
‘feed to your hearts content’

‘feast on what is rightfully ours’

‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘ 

you have some unresolved issues


I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me


"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden