Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
she was about to agree
if anyone asks you what colorguard is just show them this
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD